He's seen all 3 of the "Fast and Furious" movies.  He's got a suped-up Toyota Corolla with a huge spoiler on the back that is bigger than a Great Dane.  The car itself is neon blue with fluorescent lights shining all over the thing.  He comes up behind you on the highway doing Mach-12 and getting right on your ass as if his car was a big metallic penis to make up for his lack of efficiency in the bedroom.  After swerving around you and then flying off down the road, this jackass weaves in and out of traffic to show off his great driving skills that he learned in bad movies that most people don't even watch on cable.

And he's 17.

Got news for you, tough guy, NO ONE is impressed with your ability to drive like an idiot on the highway or the fact that you know how to put your foot to the floor.  Driving 100 miles per hour on a straight highway isn't a finely aquired skill, it's stupidity.  And, by the way, if you really WERE a driver to be envied or admired, you wouldn't have to drive a Corolla with Lego Parts attached to it.