THE IDIOT AT THE COUNTER WHO HAS NO FREAKIN' CLUE

You know exactly what you want.  Hell, you've had over 20 minutes of standing in line to figure it out.  You've even got the exact change in your head, with the tax and everything included.  But not THIS DOUCHEBAG in front of you.  No, he's been busy talking to the person next to him/on his cell phone/at nothing in general for the past 20 minutes and hasn't even bothered to look at the menu!  It doesn't matter if you're at McDonald's or Starbucks or the local Multiplex, this particular Douchebag is everywhere....and he's always in front of you.

"Hey, Douchebag, how about you stop breathing through your mouth long enough to decide what the hell you want... while the rest of us impatiently grow old in line behind you?!?!"