The Big SUV driving douchbag who bullies everyone on the road when it rains/snows.

Four Wheel Drive doesn't make you invincible and does NOT mean that you can drive at any speed on the highway no matter the conditions.  And going thirty miles over the speed limit in bad weather doesn't make your penis any bigger.  Accept it.  I, personally, love to see SUV's stuck in a ditch on the side of the road...especially if it's a Hummer.