Wouldn't it be cool to have a cape? No one wears capes anymore.

Hey, entertainment journalists, I like your magazines n' stuff, but I've got to ask you this favor: Stop using the words "Riot Grrrl" to refer to any woman that is considered remotely strong or a bad ass. It's a stupid catchphrase that NEVER caught on with the general public…only with entertainment journalists. Even the band that inspired the phrase sank into oblivion. Take the hint and stop printing the words altogether.

Please, to all of you from the north, stop making stupid jokes about how people from the south must sleep with their cousins, drive pickup trucks, chew tobacco, and be inbred morons. It's a joke that is both incorrect and overused.