People who jerk the wheel to the right really quickly before making a left turn are idiots.

Stop telling me that I'm needy because I have a dog and not a cat.

Watching The Matrix doesn't make you a "martial arts buff".

Don’t be one of those people who walks around announcing to everyone that it is his birthday, expecting people to make a fuss over it and slap him on the back. What are you, ten years old? We all have them. Big deal. Go get drunk and shut up about it.

Stop talking about Jennifer Lopez's ass. It isn't funny or original anymore. It's old and tired. Guess what? Mick Jagger has big lips.

Just because you watch Law and Order every week does not make you an expert in criminology. It also doesn't make "studying law" a "hobby" of yours.